the rundown
If you happen to notice a matte black van creeping up behind you, don't worry. In all likelihood it's just the 666 Burger truck, a mobile altar devoted to the dark beef arts, serving up pentagram-branded burgers to a select audience. The truck is the brainchild of Franz Aliquo, a lawyer who founded the StreetWars "watergun assassination tournament" and organizes Flavor Tripping miracle fruit parties. His new four-wheeled kitchen is lit with a Satanic red glow from beneath the chassis, blaring brutal blastbeats. Its 666 Burger, butter-stuffed Satan Burger, and spicy Beelzeburger are all made with a succulent mixture of brisket, sirloin, and short rib, served on a potato roll with a mere daub of blood-red ketchup. The truck will be stopping curbside soon, but until they get their permits in order — deals with the devil are always tricky — its cabalistic crew will cater your next office All hail Satan — with extra bacon. | |||||
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