Sunday, March 25, 2012

Rosemary's Burger

Hold a black mass for the 666 Burger truck 
the rundown





If you happen to notice a matte black van creeping up behind you, don't worry.

In all likelihood it's just the 666 Burger truck, a mobile altar devoted to the dark beef arts, serving up pentagram-branded burgers to a select audience.

The truck is the brainchild of Franz Aliquo, a lawyer who founded the StreetWars "watergun assassination tournament" and organizes Flavor Tripping miracle fruit parties.

His new four-wheeled kitchen is lit with a Satanic red glow from beneath the chassis, blaring brutal blastbeats.

Its 666 Burger, butter-stuffed Satan Burger, and spicy Beelzeburger are all made with a succulent mixture of brisket, sirloin, and short rib, served on a potato roll with a mere daub of blood-red ketchup.

The truck will be stopping curbside soon, but until they get their permits in order — deals with the devil are always tricky — its cabalistic crew will cater your next office sacrifice shindig.

All hail Satan — with extra bacon.
666 Burger
Rolling out soon, but available now for catering
(917) 267-9384
facebook.com/666Burger

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