Swedish Fish: All You Can Eat Crayfish at IKEA

Gorge on a bottomless buffet of Swedish-style crustaceans for less than the price of a single lobster roll.
Dinner plates: Seating is available in three, two-hour slots, but unlike the meal, it's limited.
Fri 4-11p. 1 Beard St., Red Hook (718-246-4532). $9.99. Nearby: Sixpoint Brewery; Fort Defiance; Hope & Anchor